Anonymous:  What was your purging method

a-heart-of-calcifer:

Method?

This is a horrid question 😞

charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

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Why?

My average and unoriginal ideas are praised at school
But my brilliant and original ones are shunned

Yo tumblr gimme some new lingo yeah

twisterthecat:

jeriais:

twisterthecat:

do you think Magneto gets tan lines from his helmet

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gorgeous

Got hit so hard
the dicks tan stained

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History can make or break you
But it’s undeniable it shapes you

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

Yes I to love it when a guy came next to me
, really helps the sleep come along

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craicdeal:

me and leonardo dicaprio have the same birthday  

Can anyone else hear the wedding bells?

teacupnosaucer:

sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

our neighbour is named hunter

once he locked his keys in the house and rather than calling (nearby) family for a spare, he punched a hole through the glass of his basement window and broke his arm

I had a kid called hunter at my primary school…
He flipped a heap of desks over at people and staple gunned the whole class…
We never saw him at the school again…

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